I’m sorry, but I’m a very funny person. You obviously know this already, since you’re reading my blog and all, but I figure you need some more proof. So here’s my greatest Twitter hits from the past week…or so.
Upon arriving home for the weekend…
Hey Friday at 5pm. Let’s make out. I’ll even let you get to second base.
Upon catching a bit of Star Wars on TV Saturday night, in the space of about five minutes…
Los Eisley space port. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany. We must be cautious.
You don’t need to see his identification.
In honor of March 8th, I’m taking all the Christmas music off my iPod. It made me feel accomplished for the weekend.
Spending Sunday worshiping at the Church(es) of Her Holy Home Maintenance, Repair, and Remodeling. Another trip to Lowe’s and Home Depot with Mom and Dad, in which I accomplished exactly squat.
During the week last week:
I was a good girl and had salad for lunch. I believe that warrants a hot dog and a fountain vanilla coke from Greasy Dick’s. Heh. Greasy Dick’s. Heh.
Make that the fucking Apple store. Abso-fucking-lutely.
Comcast, we need to talk about those new uber-creepy ‘Comcast Town’ commercials. Gah.
Chandra Wilson is so the only reason I’m still watching Grey’s Anatomy. Well. That, and Eric Dane’s jawline.For reals, yo.
While watching Dollhouse:
Tahmoh Penikett needs to be more naked on this show. #dollhouse
Needz moar procraztinashun plz kthxbai:
Oh dear lord in heaven, Season 3 of Buffy is on Hulu.
Winding down, now…on Sunday:
Area ‘classic rock’ radio station now playing Nirvana. There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. I. Am. Old. #fuckyouclearchannel No, seriously. Fuck you.
And just today:
See? Comedy gold, in 140 characters or less.