My Life as a Cautionary Tale

A few examples of the truly stupid shit I’ve done recently.

Weed whacked while wearing flip-flops. Owie.

Waited until the car is on fumes before I buy gas.

Impulse bought a new 18 inch widescreen computer monitor when the old one gave out, even though there was a perfectly good 15-inch monitor right next to it for 30 dollars less.

Considered signing up for a home security system from some dude that was just walking around the neighborhood (dodged a bullet on that one).

Paid the wrong bill online. Twice.

Re-RE-opened a can of worms with an old ex.

Attempted home made falafel. Ended up with fried hummus.

Never said I was a genius, folks.