Things I Did Today, A Numbered List:
- Slept until 8:30 am
- Watched an inordinate amount of HGTV
- Ate two containers of Yakisoba ramen
- Lay on the couch
- Napped twice
- Talked to mom on the phone
- Checked facebook
- Watched Shakespeare in Love for the 15th time
- Watched The Amazing Race
- Listed what I did today numerically
Things I Did Not Do Today, Also Numbered and List-ified:
- Clean the kitchen
- Vacuum
- Learn to salsa
- Scrub the toilet
- Get a tattoo
- Bake a cake
- Make the bed
- Cut the dog’s toenails
- Mow the lawn
- Declare war on New Zeland.
There’s much to be said for being a couch potato. Next time, New Zeland.