Things I Did Today, A Numbered List:

1. Slept until 8:30 am
2. Watched an inordinate amount of HGTV
3. Ate two containers of Yakisoba ramen
4. Lay on the couch
5. Napped twice
6. Talked to mom on the phone
7. Checked facebook
8. Watched Shakespeare in Love for the 15th time
9. Watched The Amazing Race
10. Listed what I did today numerically

Things I Did Not Do Today, Also Numbered and List-ified:

1. Clean the kitchen
2. Vacuum
3. Learn to salsa
4. Scrub the toilet
5. Get a tattoo
6. Bake a cake
7. Make the bed
8. Cut the dog’s toenails
9. Mow the lawn
10. Declare war on New Zeland.

There’s much to be said for being a couch potato. Next time, New Zeland.