Attention men who keep attempting to contact me on my forgotten internet dating profile:
If you send me a ‘wink’ or a ‘smile’ on said Internet Dating Site but live in Kalamazoo, Kauai, or California, do not expect a reply. If in fact I do decide I’m ready to date, I’d appreciate someone within driving range.
Dude. It is Two Thousand and Mother Fucking Nine. Put a damn picture on your profile already. I’m not asking for a lot – not a professional photographer’s portrait. A recent (as in after 1997) close up of your face, even by cell phone, will do nicely.
Don’t make comments about the size of my ass and expect a reply.
Thanks for checking out my forgotten internet dating profile, and have a nice day.