Dear Netflix, You Win.

I admit defeat. I’ve had this movie in my house since August 16th and I’ve never even opened the envelope. Ten bucks a month to borrow a movie for almost three months. I could have bought it twice.

So I’m sending it back, unwatched, with my head held high and my dignity in place. I may never find out what happens in the movie in which John Krasinsky and Mia Rudolph are adorable hipsters having a baby, and I’m okay with it.

But I swear to God, I will watch the next one.