What I’m Loving Right Now

Things:

1. This freakin’ fabulous coat that I will own before the snow flies.
2.  This High Definition Powder (Translucent) By E.L.F. Cosmetics. Sets your makeup with a dewy yet matte finish. Gorgeous.
3. This Givenchy bag. At almost five times my mortgage, however? Not likely.
4. This beautiful ombre sapphire necklace from Etsy. Shame it’s too short for my chubby neck.
5. These fierce-as-all-hell leopard wedges from Anthropologie.
6. Essie nail polish in For the Twill of it. Perfect fun fall color.

Foodstuffs:

1. Pork Carnitas. Mmmm, meat.
2. This sounds like the greatest turkey burger ever created.
3. I’m a sucker for a casserole, and chicken cordon bleu casserole is right up my alley.
4. Caramel Banana Cake Roll. Are. You. Kidding. Me.
5. Salted Caramel Apple Tartlets are almost too pretty to eat. Almost.
6. Proscuitto & Gruyere Croissants are pretty much the fanciest sandwiches ever.
7. Blueberry Marscapone Tartlets. Are tartlets a thing now? Because I gotta say, I’m fully on board.
8. Oh look, it’s all of my favorite things in one cookie.

Entertainment: 

1. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. on ABC. Yeah, like I haven’t been waiting for this since it was announced last sumer. Marvel + Joss Whedon + Not-Silver-Fox Clark Gregg = Uh, hells yes.
2. Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Fox. Super fun, and proof that Andy Samberg actually can do something besides SNL. (Side note: If you haven’t seen Jesse and Celeste Forever with him & Rashida Jones, I highly recommend it.
3. Don Jon, in theaters now. A comedy about a porn addicted Jersey guido looking for a “dime” and ending up getting..something a little different.
4. New Jam: Brave, by Sara Bareilles
5. Other New Jam: Royals, by Lorde. Not linking, because if you turn on the radio you’ll hear it in like twenty seconds.
6. Other Other New Jam: Let Her Go, by Passenger.
7. Anything and everything on Netflix. Orange is the New Black. House of Cards. The Walking Dead. The New Girl. Parks and Rec. Catch up, people.

I’ll wait.